First Experience of DC

Posted in 1 on October 30, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

Yeah finally here we were….ya the 2 of us….1 was me..the 1 found in the room…n the other 1…ofcourse mah rumie..prakash…who was found no where near the rum….ya both of us hv 2 suffer nw…

Got early thinking of nw the letter of attorney will come for us especially me…2 appear in front of dc members…waiting till mid-day….was abt 2 sleep in relax mood dat nw der’s no DC….whn the jhandu MARIO appear frm no where With a letter in his hand…

For 1’s I thought they hv decided not 2 setup a DC for me…nt 2 leave me dear..for jus throwing me out of Hostel widout any listening….bt although it was a letter for DC

So finally read the letter…

Saurabh Das n Prashant Prakash of Rum No F-122 from EC branch hv 2 appear in front of DC @ 3pm today….dil  se to itti galti nikal rahi thi..saalo ko aaj hi bualana tha..kal nahi bula sakte the….thora aram se..

So finally first time in mah clg life I Wore the full sleeve shirt n trousers with proper creech n all…in proper clg dressss…

Bt hv 2 say prakash was really luking handsum in it…aare evn I was not luking bad…Waise bhi v both r smart…

So finally like a obedient student v both were der b4 time…5 minutes to 3…n both of us were sitting outside the conference room….der was no sign of DC members n it was 15 past 3…

V thought they r not in the mood 2 take action….

In jus those 20 minutes…my mind has fabricated so much of thoughts…those which I could neva hv imagined in mah life time…standing outside dere…both of us were choking out the statement dat v will vomit der….n finally everything decided……

What was the choked out plan….hehehehe

SIR I’M INNOCENT…what a plan that was…I thought….

@ dat point I thought of…..might der be sum superpower …who will jus cum down for us as a rescue man…

Finally all the members of DC arrived..@ 3:45..i cursed them…nothing 2 do…faltu ki DC baitha di..uspar bhi saale 45 mins late hai…be punctual like us..milne ka time diya hai to time se aao…warna baithe rah jaaoge agar chale gaye to…kis par DC bithaoge…hehehehehe…

Dat time was really magical..1 to andar se fat rahi thi…us par bhi hum dono 1 doosre ko dekh kar sweet si smile pass kar rahe the….wowwwww….amazing…

Finally prakash was first called inside..he was first interrogated for 15 mins..thn it was mah turn…yooooo  my first DC…

DC here I come…

What a scene dat was…..jus like a round table conference..10 members sitting in a circle..me wid a chair in the middle…..my heart beat must hv crossed its maximum limit….here comes d 1st ques..

1)-name????

Ans—Sir….Sir….wo naam….mallab Sir name sir Saurabh Das…

2)-Branch???

Ans—Sir EC..

3)—Who is ur HOD???

Ans—Sir pata nahi…

Man u all jus missed the expression of that guy…..he himself was the HOD of mah branch…

Mr. K.K. Tripathi..man with cunning luks..big specs…poora khadus lag raha tha…can’t hv any btr word for him…

Nxt was..tell the whole incident which took place..afr I narrated thm the whole incident…they askd me 2 write it…oh mah god…dt time it felt like…jus kick d A*s of dat guy…

Thn v were sitting outside for 15 mins….thn Dean came outside n I was taken 2 d Chairman…d worst part…man must say what a voice he had…jus opposite 2 sonu nigam…such harsh 1…whn he startd shouting on me…it was a non stop show or a 1 man show…like a dictator….he was shouting n I was jus watching his mouth..

Nxt was the most horrible part..he called the dad..n narrated him the whole incidence…

Man dat time I felt nw m gone…dad will jus kick me out of house…n now m gone from both d places…

1—dad will kick me n 2 they will throw me out of the college….

First time in mah life my legs were trembling with fear….i was like shaking…

All of it was happening as such m watching some kindda dirty dream…whn I will jus open mah eyes..everything will be normal..bt no man it was going on in real…

Whn I came outside d charman’s office wht I saw was evn more embarrassing, students standing outside the office 2 submit their forms…every1 was talking 2 each other regarding us..v r the 2 found drinking in the rum…evn gals were talking d same….wht was this yaar….y me only…

@ 1 time I thought evn whn I didn’t drink I m here standing infront of DC…it was btr if I would hv drank it….thn I must not hv been repenting for all this…

So aftr thn we both were sent bak 2 our rum…

 

Nw these silly students waiting for us…like v hv gone 2 see some gal or for a date like v will jus describe what all v did….every1 came 1 by 1…

 

@ arnd 8 whn I was jus abt 2 sleep thn again came our fav MARIO…again wid a ltr in his hand…this time I understood wht it was…..n really it was…….

My expelsion from the hostel with no action on prakash….man it was jus like current flowing through me top 2 bottom..whom should I curse this for..those guys who were drinking..or mahself…who jus came 2 rescue his own room….don know…..whateva it was….bt really it was horrible..

 

Really 1 must hv a experience of DC..its really interesting…the chats going on der…n the later on reactions…

Fresher’s turned 2 fairwell party

Posted in college life... on October 30, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

It was d day whn we were all set 2 welcum our juniors…an official beginning of college for juniors frm the administration of seniors…

Everything 2 b done by us..the SENIORS

The day b4 fresher’s different commities were announced n thus I was in front stage…

Man I hv 2 decorate n do all such kindda stuff which I hvn’t dun b4….i don evn knw the D of DECORATION…Thanx 2 Nishant who came 2 our clg 2 do all such things n 2 mah rescue…..3 kisses 2 u nishant…

Muahhhhh…muahhh…..muahhhhh..that day went as usual snrs shouting on us for doing this n dat…..so it just passd away…d nxt day we had 2 come early morning….wht early morning…..no man…its late nite….4 o’clock….

Gals were supposd 2 come arnd 5…so v were der (only boys) 2 do the decoration…nt slept whole nite  jus the sleep of an hr…bt full of energy…

So strtd it…50 kgs of flowers for decoration…..man what the hell…..50 kgs..n such small stage…

So sumhow managed 2 waste all d flowers…it was 6..evn till nw der was no sign of gals….v were like burning up….with anger….bt it was our responsibility 2 manage all so v had 2 do all….

So finally everything was dun stage all set wid Punjabi luk..punjabi theme..it depictd abit frm its decoration n paintings…

 

Nw @ 10 in morning fresher’s started…everything was going well as planned by us…..simply boring n dull…..thn came the speech of our Director Mr K.B. Naik….Scene of the stage…Naik going on wid his boring as usual speech….nw here’s comes the rescue man SAGAR…lights gone…nw onwards it was me..making all d juniors clap 2 make Naik run away as fast as he can…..Bt finally he is Naik..hw can he simply run away like dat…

The man who was supposed 2 leave the pandal nw was me….as my shouting was heard very well by DEAN…hehehe..calld me out…

NAME—-Shubham Banka

BRANCH—CS    A

  

So m named Bunka nw..

So nw m out of pandal…bt hw can I be out der…whn every1’s inside…so m bak 2 pandal…evn m neva less dan Mr. Naik…

Sarted the JAM Session most awaited event of Fresher’s….all dancing woth full-fleged energy…

Nw came the miracle boy mah rum partner prakash informing me abt the gathering in our room..

I went inside the room….

Man what a scene it was…15 guys…each holding Drinks in their n 3 Khambis of RS(Royal Stag)…

What can I do now????DEAN director all stading out..evn wardn….somehow I managed 2 vacate the rum…bt what abt those bottles n glasses…can’t do so much in such small time..in the mean time warden was there in mah rum…who was there in the room….who else could it be…of course me…caught in the rum wid such gud n nice kindda stuff …name noted down…warned with Tomorrow’s attendance 2 b given in front of DC(Discipline Committee)..with all the hi fi members of college

Now begins the journey of a senior…..

days in 2nd year hstl…b4 clg started….

Posted in college life... on August 21, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

Hmmmmm……so finally we are in the college for the registration on 11th aug…for 2nd year…
I & prakash went for it….wow what a registration that was….jus a page of form fillup with basic data nothing else….n a undertaking form against ragging…..
Man what a shit……we hv come 2 college before a week.…2 jus fill up this shit…..what the crap….
All abusing the director of the college….what a idiot he is…
Man so those who were 2 go back 2 their home hv gone…..praksh has also gone…
Now who is der in clg…me abhi sanjeev & harry…we all doing nothing…jus 2 lappy net not working in hostel….nothing else 2 do…thn 2 flirt wid gals wid unknown numbers…
so we going along with it….
next day came the bunch of students…ricky,vinod,nitin & a few more….finally a bit 2 enjoy….few more fools 2 accompany us in registration….

on 13th we went for the movie “SINGH IS KINNG”…lil bit of relief….what we thought earlier….the movie was like the icing on the cake…it added a bit more sour 2 our taste..
the movie was handled by us only bcoz of KATRINA KAIF…WOOWWW…..what a gal…she is….”JEE KARDA MERA JEE KARDA…” are sada jee bahut karda….
so what 2 say ……movie was not at all btr than kismat konnection….both suks man….so that day went along with the discussion of movie…

on 14th night we had full plans of getting early in the morning…..2 watch the first day first show of “BACHNA AE HASEENO”….
hehehehehehehehhehehehehhehe……who can sacrifice 1’s sleep for movie…..at least not me…
so movie was on 15th aug…..first show was @ 10am……who can get up that early whn slept abt 4-5 in the morning….
so we got up arnd 1pm….
now no ones in the mood for movie…..so decided to go 2 library block 2 acccess net wid 3 lappies…1 brought by nitin…
nw 3 lappies & arnd 9 to surf on it…the chance came turn by turn…..
again the icing on the cake…
sound was already nt coming from mah lap due 2 some driver problem….now 1 more thing….the wireless driver of mah lap was not working…..hehehehe..
nw 9 to acces net n jus left wid 2 lappies…so finally i was left watching all others doing the orkuuting ……n flirting with new girls….on orkut…

i met a few juniors coming 2 clg…on orkut…who were eager 2 knw lot abt clg…so i added some knowledge 2 their dictionary…..

so finally its 16th…we watched “BACHNA AE HASEENO”….oh man…whatzzzz this again…again a bullshit…..
3 gals in the movie…single hero…no storyline…nothing in the movie….again a pure Rs 100 has gone 2 drain….

Now since that day fellow batch mates started coming 2 college….

but man….this 1 week is a worth for me 2 remember……not only for me….all of them who were in the college…these memories will be with be foreva…
there r sumthing..which can’t be expressed here…..so they will remain with me foreva..in mah heart…

journey bak 2 college…@ the start of 2nd year…

Posted in college life... on August 17, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

Welll finally it was going 2 be the official end of the 1st year….and I was going 2 step into the new world of seniors…..it was a real nice feel going bak 2 college after 2 n ½ months stay @ home…..welll who can call it a stay…..a really boring period of mah life….which is jus hard for me 2 explain in words…..when my first year ended @ a tough note I thought it must be a nice vacations going bak 2 home…and spent time wid mom and dad @ home….but it was reverse…I neva thought that it might eva be so boring spending vacations @ home…

U just can’t call it a vacation…it was like a fastest obesity gaining period of my life….
When I came 2 college in 1st year…I was 92 kgs…whn I ended it I was 65 kgs….
But whn I returned back from home…I was 76 kgs…..man….jus 2 months n a gain of 11 kgs…jus nothing 2 do @ home….eat as much as u can…watch movies…..splitsvilla….reading a few books…n do  nothing else……

Finally was the time 2 go back 2 college….n fill up the official registration form of 2nd year….I thought @ dat time that I’m the happiest person in the whole world…but every1 among mah group had the same feeling…

Finally my train left rai bareli for Ghaziabad….whole night I was left awake….with the tension of my laptop being stolen…it was the first time I was traveling alone wid mah lap….I and prakash already had plans of meeting @ station as his train was 2 arrive jus 2 minutes later when my train arrived…

So nw I was there @ Ghaziabad station waiting for prakash train…n sum1 told me dat itsss coming on platform 5….i was der waiting for his train….whn I saw the EMU standing on platform 6…going 2 delhi…full of cute and sexy girls…in ladies coach….@ 1 time I thought of leaving prakash n jus board that EMU….but….it was jus useless…..all the sexy gals were in ladies coach…n I might not be able 2 see them…but wow man….what a scene that was…..early morning…sexy gals…going 2 DU…..man jus can’t explain…among them was a sweet gal sitting jus 2 the window….listening fm on her mobile….i was busy staring her…when the voice of a lady announced on the loudspeaker the arrival of prayagraj express…om platform no..3….on man….
What 2 say I jus started abusing tht guy on spot….who told abt platform ..5…I had 2 again cross the bridge…n go bak 2 platform 3….where mah train ariived….
Finally prakash n I met…and walked bak together 2 college…

Both of us were happy wid the new room partners…having a nice understanding building between us….well who knows whatsss gonna happen later but altogether we were happy @ that time….

days before college started…

Posted in college life... on August 2, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

Ya the golden days of one’s life r specially the college life…which one dies 2 live for…there remains a mixed feeling of enthusiasm mixed with fear of ragging…yaaaa the ragging…which no one has eva tackled before going into the college…

Some one is excited abt going away from home….a complete freedom..with none to disturb…..and some r evn disturbed with the feeling of going away from home….yaaa the same homesickness…..who has neva been away from home…like boarding schools or hostels…..The first thing which strikes their mind is how m I gonna manage among those students whom I hvn’t eva seen…they r strangers 2 me……

So all together it remains a complete mixed feeling……

So the same was with me…..since my school days I didn’t had intrst in studies..& it was told 2 me..ki “beta…abhi mehnat kar loge…to aage mehnat nahi karni paregi….jitti kalam abhi ghisoge utta baad me paise ghisna…”.

So somehow I managed 2 get a rank within 6000 in uptu….yaaa..uptu..our godfather…

“UTTAR PRADESH TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY”..

Now came the time of counseling…..again the same feel…nw what college will I get..how will be my seniors…n all the crap which comes 2 everyones mind…so I was none apart from them…

Those long queues in IET, Lucknow…sunny afternoon of july….burning sun @ the top…Counseling going on….All busy looking @ the empty seats being projected…me stading in the queue waiting for my turn….now finally came my turn….hehehehehehe

Yeah…heart pumping 2 fast…feeling that I might not fill sumthing wrong in the choice menu…yeah so I didn’t hv a option of computer science in RKGIT…

So I either fill a option of EC in RKGIT or CS in ICE…what 2 do???

A great question infront me…..my frnds told me”Beta kuch bhi EC kahiin mat bharna…warna 4 saal bhugtna….tera bhagwaan malik hai…” But @ that time I thought yaar…RKGIT is much btr college than ICE…so y not go with it…aur branch yaar..to EC is much preffered branch…so go with it…

Finally I filled my choices…jus 5 choices filled…came out from their…told mah dad I hv gone with the first choice of EC @ RKGIT…he 2 said me..”Beta jhel loge na…EC is no at all easy..back nahi aani chaiye..agar aayi to jaanana.”….so finally everythings done…fee submitted….now waiting for college 2 start….

Ohhh my god…..stilll a month left for college 2 open….sum1 help me plzzzz…..rescue me..i want 2 go to college..plzzz sum1…nw was jus counting the days which were passing..12 days left…ohhh man…these days were like the months of an year…

Jan,feb,mar…….dec…how m i gonna escape via these 12 months…they r jus swallowing me….i can’t…

Finally 10 days passed…packing done…we reached delhi to join college….

Nw…..what the shit….call @ home…college opening date postponed….by 15 days..

Now college will open on 29th..jus after rakhi….

Ohhh my god..what hv u done….y it happens only with me..that time I didn’t realize of those 419 students who were waiting like me…..nw more 15 days….its even more than a year…an year jus hv 12 months but I hv 15…..ohhhh nooo….now after 15 days going 2 join college…

Life in lko….till class 12…

Posted in mah life... on July 30, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

welll…..as already told after completing mah class 10 from rbl we had to shift lko…n i had to switch mah school….it was not that easy to get into schools in lko….with such low marks like 80% which i secured…i tried in many schools like LPS n all dat..i didn’t want to change mah board i.e. CBSE..so tried in the same board…..ut almost eveything went useless….thn somehw got admission in RLB(Rani laxmi bai)…therzzzzzz a good story with this school too….so finally got der…

First day of my school in lko…bit nervous & tensed….new day how will i be among these high class students…such dumb student with jus 80%…got early morning…6 am..got complete dressed up….red Tie white shirt gray paint & ready nw to go to school….with oil on mah hair…properly combed hair….thn reached downstairs to hv mah cycle to move to school..but ohhh mah god…..jus 5 min to school n flat tyre….ohhhh mah god first day of school …well it was not big deal…skool was jus a km frm mah home…so jus walked upto mah school….jus 2 min late n what the shit…skool gate closed n such a long line of latecomers….well nt disturbed at all…as no of students waiting outside were more as praying inside….neva seen so much of strictness anevea…welll…aftr 15 mins came the principal….well frankly speaking i don’t remember her name at all…the guy who can’t remember his notes hw cum u expect of him remembering his principal name after 3 years…but i still remeber her great lecture of 10 min….ohhhh mah god….early morning…..sun shining brightly ovr our head..we getting drenched in sweat..she jus going on wid her boring lecture….she begins with…”Gud morning students…so first day and u all r late…whats the reason…”

man whats the shit….how cum u gonna ask suck 100’s of student individually their reason for being late….

but after she felt its long line she herself thought of what is she asking…thn she again begins..”Hmmmmm…looks like u all r not at all interestd in studies n skool….so what to do with u all…”
thn she saw a face back in the crowd..it was rahul a year senior to us…he was a handsome guy,well built..with very thin shirt & jeans…she called her n said.”Rahul,right…so u late again….i think u r gonna create a record n urs name gonna be in Guniess book of world record”…he was the guy who neva came clg on time…but was the topper of his class…after 10 min of complete lecture we were allowed in with a warning that this is the first n the last time….but who the hell cares..
now sumhow i searched my class & went in..it was a new section ..all the students were new…so all were sympathsizing with each other…i sat at the corner..so finally it was the lunch time n i was searching for the girls as there were no girl in my class….i pepped outside the window but can’t see evn a girl….later on a boy told whn i asked him abt the gals….He was an old student & the sufferer since last 6 years..he replied…” Ass hole…this isn’t the inst. wid co-education…itzzz a complete boyzzz skool….”….ohhh man….what a feeling it was…..it was btr with a no skool than a skool without gals….i thought i can’t sustain here for long…as i can’t hold long without commenting on gals n all that stuuf…but later on as the time passed we frnds got familiar it was all together a fun…

The gals which lacked in our college were compensated by the teachers of the school…..there were around 90-100 teachers n jus 15 gents n remaining all the ladies…what a luk….& our classteacher Mrs. Snehlata..

yes i repeat Mrs….she was a complete beauty….it was our luck or what she was jus married…and was jus 2 years elder 2 us…”She was mah first crush..yes dude..mah first crush..u won’t believe but it is true…u might be thinking what a guy this is..but m jus telling the truth..i evn sumtimes saw her in my dreams..

We had a close frnd circle of 5…Me(Saurabh),shanky,piyush,anoop,and guess who……..SNEHA…she was also among our group….she was also frank with us…we all shared everything…..she was more like a frnd than a teacher….

this was the period of mah life which distracted me from sports….

i had 2 go for coachings right after the school….means direct from the school to coaching…thn had 2 spent there 3-4 hrs….means a complete schedule…getting early moring arnd 5..take bath..go for computer classes…thn comebak arnd 6:30 go to skool for xtra classes…thn skool gets ovr @ 3..thn again xtra class uptu 5..thn coaching…thn from there finally @ home arnd 9-9:30……so hw could u expect a man 2 study late whn he comes back after a 15-16 hrs of daily workout…..n who is evn least interested in studies…

well finally result of boards were out n i again got arnd 80%…again happy with what i’m n what i hv achievd….so altogether lko meant for me only studies,,,,studies n only studies….what lko extracted from me was the fear of spekingon stage….i hv always been a shy guy who starts weeping on stage…that hesitation was cleared in lko…so altogether lko was a fun to live at…..

Me Vs Me

Posted in beginning on July 27, 2008 by saurabhthegreat

Hmmm…..don’t knw how i’m here to write sumthing abt me or abt what….but finally m here….

Don’t knw whether it was a mere coincidence or what today my elder brother was writing his blog…and he received huge comments…which is a fact that people around u r reading u….understanding ur thoughts…n thn complementing it…so i decided 2 write abt it…its like writing ur diary or whateva comes 2 ur mind…its real fun……secondly today only i saw the blog of mah frnd Harsh…and i was really impressed..finally i decided 2 write my blog 2..n thus i started…

whn i thought of writing it i talked abt it 2 mah frnds…who rarely motivated me 2 write it…there complete reaction was “saale Paagal ho gaya hai,padhaai kar le nahi back aa jaayegi agle sem me”….and for once again i decided 2 drop the idea of writing it…but sumwhere in my heart it had a candle fighting for the survival who was willing 2 write the blog…so finally i decided 2 write it…don’t know whether i will get a back in my nxt sem or what but m nw writing it so i’m…..lets see how long can i continue this journey….